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Two Too Smart, Smartass Mommies is written by two very funny, but highly educated, mommies.  Stacy, married, lives in Houston and is the mom of a five-year old girl named "the girl".  Kimberly, divorced, lives in Memphis and is mom of a four-year old boy named “the boy” (a.k.a. “my imaginary child”).  Stacy and Kimberly are both members of the “One And Done” Club.  The married mommy works full-time as her five-year old’s “bitch”, the single mommy owns her own bank consulting firm.  They became friends on Facebook and found in each other kindred spirits.  And by kindred, they saw the same acerbic and dry-witted sense of humor with little to no tolerance for stupidity, ignorance or “those mommies”.  You know them.  Those who have too much time on their hands, whose kids “excel” at everything, who never leave the house without a full face of makeup on and who get their panties in a wad at the tiniest little perceived slight.  If that sounds familiar or hits way too close to home, then this site isn't for you. For everybody else, enjoy!!

Names and faces have been deliberately erased, modified and/or obscured to protect the innocent and dumb (most of the time).

Warning: If you are easily offended, can't take a joke and things like irony and sarcasm are lost on you, leave now. Seriously. Go away.


This information is current as of Monday, 14 May 2012, and is provided courtesy of Google Analytics:

One-month average:

  • Visits: 1,883
  • Unique Visitors:  1,661
  • Pageviews:  2,984
  • Pages/Visit:  1.58
  • Average Visit Duration:  00:01:21
  • Bounce Rate:  80.88%
  • % New Visits:  81.36%

Three-month average:

  • Visits: 3,280
  • Unique Visitors:  2,468
  • Pageviews:  6,005
  • Pages/Visit:  1.83
  • Average Visit Duration:  00:01:45
  • Bounce Rate:  73.60%
  • % New Visits:  72.23%

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